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Got harassed at the bar and cut my foot on glass but at least I got to see my friends Jesse and Alex AND THAT MADE MY NIGHT BC THEYRE AWESOME :)

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assgod:

i’m glad i’m gay

being gay definitely made me a better person and has given me a wiser and wider perspective

and being gay was also a “gateway drug” for me to see injustices done on other minority groups

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Anonymous asked: whats a good way to reach the male prostate?

lgnacio:

idk by text or maybe an email

sir-hathaway:

taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.
As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

I want a massive self sustaining ecosystem. 

sir-hathaway:

taiikawaii:

trilliansthoughts:

This miniature ecosystem has been thriving in an almost completely isolated state for more than forty years. It has been watered just once in that time.

The original single spiderwort plant has grown and multiplied, putting out seedlings. As it has access to light, it continues to photosynthesize. The water builds up on the inside of the bottle and then rains back down on the plants in a miniature version of the water cycle.

As leaves die, they fall off and rot at the bottom producing the carbon dioxide and nutrients required for more plants to grow.

if you don’t think this is fucking rad then get out of my face

I want a massive self sustaining ecosystem. 

Familyyyyy

Familyyyyy

I’m sweating through my shirt and it’s too humid for it to evaporate and I just saw a kid in the crowd get hit by a foul ball and the Astros just hit a home run so it’s an event game so far

I’m sweating through my shirt and it’s too humid for it to evaporate and I just saw a kid in the crowd get hit by a foul ball and the Astros just hit a home run so it’s an event game so far

My mom just told me it looks like I lost weight (◕‿◕✿)

Let me tell you how much I love being sick as shit

Let me tell you how much I love being sick as shit

semihomemade:

iPhone 6 is slightly larger than my 4s

semihomemade:

iPhone 6 is slightly larger than my 4s

—Barefoot Contessa Theme Song (Long Version)

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

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